Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 8, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 25, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 12, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Shani (Guest) on July 1, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Sofia (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mchawi (Guest) on July 1, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mchuma (Guest) on June 18, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Kiza (Guest) on June 14, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Salima (Guest) on June 5, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

David Chacha (Guest) on May 29, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 20, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 14, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Muslima (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Amir (Guest) on April 19, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 16, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 5, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Habiba (Guest) on March 23, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 23, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 23, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 9, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 5, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mchuma (Guest) on February 26, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Azima (Guest) on February 23, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Fatuma (Guest) on February 15, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 9, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 8, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Abdillah (Guest) on February 7, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Halima (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 23, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 15, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mustafa (Guest) on January 15, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mariam (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 15, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 11, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Raha (Guest) on December 3, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Maulid (Guest) on November 25, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 23, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Zulekha (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Sekela (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on October 28, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Nuru (Guest) on October 27, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Fadhili (Guest) on October 25, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Asha (Guest) on September 20, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Hassan (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 9, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Ali (Guest) on September 8, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mohamed (Guest) on September 3, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Rubea (Guest) on August 21, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Salima (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 11, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆