How do monsters tell their fortunes?

Nassar (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Maida (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Issack (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Asha (Guest) on October 11, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 4, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 28, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 25, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mohamed (Guest) on September 20, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 17, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Asha (Guest) on September 14, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 12, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Ndoto (Guest) on September 8, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Omari (Guest) on September 1, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Nuru (Guest) on August 29, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 22, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 21, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Maneno (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 16, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Sharifa (Guest) on July 31, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 23, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Baridi (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 9, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 29, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Khatib (Guest) on June 26, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mashaka (Guest) on June 19, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 6, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Shamim (Guest) on May 30, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 10, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on May 1, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 29, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Khatib (Guest) on April 24, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 20, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Maneno (Guest) on April 18, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 10, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 10, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 7, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Abdullah (Guest) on April 4, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Fikiri (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Khadija (Guest) on March 13, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 5, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 21, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Baraka (Guest) on February 2, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on February 1, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 28, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 25, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Shukuru (Guest) on January 17, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 4, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

George Tenga (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

John Kamande (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on December 7, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️