Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! 🦃🍰
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 7, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 4, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Zawadi (Guest) on November 26, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 24, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Athumani (Guest) on November 20, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 19, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 18, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 23, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 18, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 8, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
James Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 25, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Tambwe (Guest) on September 24, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Maneno (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 19, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
Shabani (Guest) on September 16, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Salma (Guest) on September 14, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Majid (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 1, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Furaha (Guest) on August 29, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Salma (Guest) on August 23, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Hamida (Guest) on August 19, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Hekima (Guest) on August 19, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 14, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 13, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
George Tenga (Guest) on August 13, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 9, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Athumani (Guest) on July 30, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Mhina (Guest) on July 12, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 18, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 14, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 28, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 25, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Shukuru (Guest) on May 18, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Juma (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Yusuf (Guest) on May 11, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
Josephine (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 30, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Rahim (Guest) on April 11, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 7, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 5, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
George Mallya (Guest) on March 13, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Zulekha (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 27, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
Jafari (Guest) on February 24, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Salima (Guest) on February 12, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 10, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 26, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅