Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 7, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 4, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Zawadi (Guest) on November 26, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 24, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Athumani (Guest) on November 20, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 19, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 18, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 18, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 8, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

James Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 25, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Tambwe (Guest) on September 24, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Maneno (Guest) on September 24, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 19, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Shabani (Guest) on September 16, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Salma (Guest) on September 14, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 8, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Majid (Guest) on September 3, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 1, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 31, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Furaha (Guest) on August 29, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Salma (Guest) on August 23, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Hamida (Guest) on August 19, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hekima (Guest) on August 19, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 13, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

George Tenga (Guest) on August 13, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 9, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Athumani (Guest) on July 30, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mhina (Guest) on July 12, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 1, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 18, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 14, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 28, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 25, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Shukuru (Guest) on May 18, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Juma (Guest) on May 12, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Yusuf (Guest) on May 11, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Josephine (Guest) on May 4, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 30, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 20, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Rahim (Guest) on April 11, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

George Mallya (Guest) on March 13, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Zulekha (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 27, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Jafari (Guest) on February 24, 2019

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Salima (Guest) on February 12, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 10, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 26, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅