Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

Sumaya (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 14, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 12, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Fadhili (Guest) on November 23, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Faiza (Guest) on November 20, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 14, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Daudi (Guest) on November 12, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Issack (Guest) on November 1, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Ndoto (Guest) on November 1, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 30, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Issa (Guest) on October 21, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Fikiri (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 8, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 7, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Biashara (Guest) on September 11, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 5, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 2, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Amina (Guest) on August 27, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 22, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 19, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Juma (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on August 1, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Saidi (Guest) on July 27, 2019

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 24, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 21, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 19, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 7, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Husna (Guest) on July 6, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Baridi (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Salma (Guest) on July 2, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 30, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 25, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 23, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Bahati (Guest) on June 12, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Yahya (Guest) on June 10, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Jamila (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 28, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 27, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Neema (Guest) on May 26, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Muslima (Guest) on May 20, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 14, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

John Mushi (Guest) on April 30, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Abubakar (Guest) on April 22, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 21, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 20, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 15, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 2, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 27, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mzee (Guest) on March 23, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 21, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Safiya (Guest) on March 11, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Sarafina (Guest) on March 6, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Amir (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓