Zuhura (Guest) on December 5, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 4, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Rashid (Guest) on November 16, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Rashid (Guest) on November 14, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Umi (Guest) on November 10, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 9, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Shani (Guest) on November 8, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 7, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 30, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Warda (Guest) on October 29, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 21, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 17, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Yusra (Guest) on October 12, 2019

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 7, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 25, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Daudi (Guest) on September 20, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 13, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mazrui (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jabir (Guest) on August 15, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Wande (Guest) on August 10, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 7, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Rehema (Guest) on July 28, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 17, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 23, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 26, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 26, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 24, 2019

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Hawa (Guest) on May 13, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Fatuma (Guest) on May 10, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 9, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mohamed (Guest) on May 8, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 4, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

James Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 29, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 13, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

John Kamande (Guest) on April 5, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Fikiri (Guest) on March 27, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 19, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Zainab (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 3, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Asha (Guest) on March 2, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Issa (Guest) on February 27, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 20, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 12, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 27, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 21, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Sumaya (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 17, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Zubeida (Guest) on January 11, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 28, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅