Short Answer: It's probably a flock of tap-dancing penguins! 🐧🎶
Explanation: When someone asks "Who is knocking?", we can give a funny and imaginative response to bring a cheerful tone. By suggesting that a flock of tap-dancing penguins is responsible for the knocking, we paint a playful picture that brings a smile to the face. The idea of penguins tapping away at the door is silly and unexpected, adding a touch of creativity and humor to the situation. The penguin emoji reinforces the lightheartedness of the response.
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
John Malisa (Guest) on January 28, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Fadhili (Guest) on January 24, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
Issa (Guest) on January 18, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 11, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Yusra (Guest) on January 10, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
George Mallya (Guest) on January 3, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 31, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Salma (Guest) on December 31, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Kazija (Guest) on December 19, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 16, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Kazija (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 2, 2019
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Chum (Guest) on November 21, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 15, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 8, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
George Mallya (Guest) on October 30, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 10, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 24, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Rukia (Guest) on September 23, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 20, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Rukia (Guest) on September 14, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Azima (Guest) on September 13, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 29, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 22, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 19, 2019
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 18, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 12, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 5, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 3, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 29, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Kahina (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 26, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 14, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 14, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 13, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 11, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Binti (Guest) on June 2, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Amina (Guest) on May 20, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Salma (Guest) on May 14, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Husna (Guest) on April 23, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 6, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 3, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Zawadi (Guest) on April 2, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Shamim (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Majid (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Omar (Guest) on March 6, 2019
😂 So funny!
Fadhila (Guest) on March 3, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 16, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Mariam (Guest) on February 10, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣