Short Answer: The leek! 🚣♂️🌿
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄
Hekima (Guest) on October 1, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 25, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
Biashara (Guest) on September 9, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 4, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Tabu (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 6, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 22, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 9, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
George Tenga (Guest) on June 19, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 17, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Rubea (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Rashid (Guest) on June 15, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 11, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Habiba (Guest) on May 25, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Sumaya (Guest) on May 24, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Asha (Guest) on May 21, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Nyota (Guest) on May 17, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 8, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Nahida (Guest) on May 6, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 1, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Amina (Guest) on April 29, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 28, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Shukuru (Guest) on April 21, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Shukuru (Guest) on April 21, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Mohamed (Guest) on April 15, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
Jamal (Guest) on April 14, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 3, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Zulekha (Guest) on March 27, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 19, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Mgeni (Guest) on March 16, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 3, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Khalifa (Guest) on January 19, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 10, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Maimuna (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Zainab (Guest) on January 4, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Masika (Guest) on January 3, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 2, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
James Mduma (Guest) on December 28, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 25, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 23, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 20, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 17, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Hassan (Guest) on December 14, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 13, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 30, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Mwanais (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 15, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Amir (Guest) on November 1, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Yusra (Guest) on October 30, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 28, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Aziza (Guest) on October 24, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂