Zakaria (Guest) on November 7, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Nassor (Guest) on October 28, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Fikiri (Guest) on October 15, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Husna (Guest) on October 15, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 8, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Rahim (Guest) on October 1, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 30, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 26, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 21, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 15, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Farida (Guest) on September 13, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Faiza (Guest) on September 13, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mashaka (Guest) on September 13, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Zubeida (Guest) on September 11, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 4, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 11, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 6, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Maida (Guest) on August 3, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 30, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 22, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Zulekha (Guest) on July 14, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

James Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 9, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 20, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Issack (Guest) on June 8, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 31, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Yahya (Guest) on May 10, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 29, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 28, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Masika (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Juma (Guest) on April 24, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Shukuru (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 11, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 11, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Issa (Guest) on March 1, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 25, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Sekela (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Rabia (Guest) on February 13, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Zakia (Guest) on February 4, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Faiza (Guest) on February 1, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 11, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 9, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 9, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 8, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 30, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Maimuna (Guest) on December 23, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Rukia (Guest) on November 20, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Halimah (Guest) on November 17, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mchuma (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 7, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 25, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Zubeida (Guest) on October 24, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 22, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Hawa (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄