What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 21, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Hekima (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 18, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 16, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Rashid (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Issa (Guest) on November 28, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Ali (Guest) on November 21, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Bakari (Guest) on November 17, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 14, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

John Mushi (Guest) on November 4, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Abubakar (Guest) on October 28, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 24, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Furaha (Guest) on October 8, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Jamila (Guest) on October 6, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Hassan (Guest) on September 29, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 25, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Baraka (Guest) on September 22, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 22, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 14, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Zainab (Guest) on September 6, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 28, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 12, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 10, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Fikiri (Guest) on July 22, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Zuhura (Guest) on July 11, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Nassar (Guest) on July 9, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 2, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mchuma (Guest) on July 1, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 26, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 26, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 25, 2019

😂 So funny!

Yusra (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 4, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Neema (Guest) on May 31, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Tambwe (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Jaffar (Guest) on May 27, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 14, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Rubea (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nahida (Guest) on May 1, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Athumani (Guest) on April 27, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Zawadi (Guest) on April 25, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 24, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 15, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 6, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mazrui (Guest) on April 3, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Biashara (Guest) on April 3, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 2, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 31, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Jaffar (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Muslima (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Asha (Guest) on March 7, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 1, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Leila (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 6, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Issack (Guest) on February 6, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 28, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜