Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃
Neema (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Issack (Guest) on December 23, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 14, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 14, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 24, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 23, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Jamal (Guest) on October 30, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Mustafa (Guest) on October 28, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 16, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Hamida (Guest) on September 26, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 24, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mashaka (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Ali (Guest) on September 7, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 31, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Neema (Guest) on August 30, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 30, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Fatuma (Guest) on August 23, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 21, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 20, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 20, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 18, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sumaya (Guest) on July 26, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
James Kimani (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 4, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Maulid (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2019
😁 This made my day!
Safiya (Guest) on June 27, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 25, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 18, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Umi (Guest) on June 17, 2019
😄 You got me good!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 4, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 1, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Binti (Guest) on May 30, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 19, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Masika (Guest) on May 18, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Arifa (Guest) on April 28, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 19, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 10, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 2, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Sharifa (Guest) on March 22, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 13, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 19, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 14, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Mustafa (Guest) on February 11, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Mgeni (Guest) on February 8, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 19, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 17, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Baridi (Guest) on January 6, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
James Malima (Guest) on January 3, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
Baridi (Guest) on December 28, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 21, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️