Short Answer: A "selfie" was born to succeed! 📸🤳
Explanation: A selfie is a photograph that you take of yourself, usually with a smartphone. It's a funny answer because in this digital age, selfies have become extremely popular and successful on social media platforms. People love to capture and share their best moments, making selfies the champions of self-expression and online fame. So, the birth of a selfie is indeed destined for success! 🌟😄
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Shukuru (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 21, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 14, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 8, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 2, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Latifa (Guest) on February 1, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 25, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Zakia (Guest) on January 24, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 10, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Rehema (Guest) on December 22, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 19, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Baridi (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
John Kamande (Guest) on November 30, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 28, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Aziza (Guest) on November 28, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Azima (Guest) on November 27, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 19, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Mhina (Guest) on November 8, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Maulid (Guest) on October 21, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Amir (Guest) on October 9, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Sumaya (Guest) on September 28, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 24, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 18, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 16, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
Bakari (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Yahya (Guest) on September 12, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Josephine (Guest) on September 11, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Majid (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Mohamed (Guest) on August 28, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Masika (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 1, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Abubakari (Guest) on June 25, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Hamida (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Shukuru (Guest) on June 8, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Jafari (Guest) on May 18, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 26, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
Rahim (Guest) on April 26, 2019
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Abubakari (Guest) on April 21, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Masika (Guest) on April 12, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 9, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 27, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Bahati (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 6, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 27, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 19, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄