A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! 🧙♀️✨
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 27, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 21, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 20, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Rehema (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 12, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Yusuf (Guest) on October 9, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 30, 2019
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Hamida (Guest) on September 30, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 26, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Baraka (Guest) on September 14, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 11, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 9, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 5, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Zuhura (Guest) on September 3, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Mariam (Guest) on August 27, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Ahmed (Guest) on August 22, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Josephine (Guest) on August 20, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Rubea (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 12, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Latifa (Guest) on July 29, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 27, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Neema (Guest) on July 24, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Shamsa (Guest) on July 19, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 16, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 11, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Umi (Guest) on June 25, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Kazija (Guest) on June 18, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 13, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Maulid (Guest) on June 7, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 6, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 6, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 27, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 22, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Fatuma (Guest) on May 19, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
James Kimani (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mzee (Guest) on April 25, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 21, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Mohamed (Guest) on April 15, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 14, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 12, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 11, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Sharifa (Guest) on April 9, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 6, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Muslima (Guest) on March 25, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 15, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Salum (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Majid (Guest) on February 27, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 10, 2019
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 3, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 1, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 31, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
Kazija (Guest) on January 28, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Makame (Guest) on January 27, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕