What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 2, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Makame (Guest) on January 1, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Hashim (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 28, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Fadhila (Guest) on November 26, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Shukuru (Guest) on November 21, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 20, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mchuma (Guest) on November 16, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 13, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 31, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Amir (Guest) on October 26, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Daudi (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

George Mallya (Guest) on October 12, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 30, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Fatuma (Guest) on September 22, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Ali (Guest) on September 3, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 1, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Zakaria (Guest) on August 15, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 10, 2019

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 9, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 4, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 16, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 12, 2019

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mchawi (Guest) on June 26, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 24, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 22, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 17, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Hekima (Guest) on June 15, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 10, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 27, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 25, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 18, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 11, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 8, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on May 8, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 7, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 4, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 2, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 23, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 23, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mwanais (Guest) on April 22, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 21, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 17, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Chum (Guest) on March 19, 2019

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 19, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 12, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Faiza (Guest) on March 10, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Selemani (Guest) on March 9, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

John Lissu (Guest) on March 9, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️