Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! 🤣📆
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 8, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 6, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Baraka (Guest) on March 2, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Chiku (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Jafari (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 25, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Amani (Guest) on February 22, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Sofia (Guest) on January 3, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Saidi (Guest) on January 1, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Amir (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 18, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 16, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 22, 2019
🤣 Sending this now!
John Malisa (Guest) on November 18, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 16, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 3, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Amina (Guest) on November 1, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Mhina (Guest) on October 27, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
John Kamande (Guest) on October 10, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 9, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 6, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
John Lissu (Guest) on September 29, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Selemani (Guest) on September 28, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 5, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 26, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 25, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 14, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 1, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Saidi (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Sekela (Guest) on July 14, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Kazija (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Hamida (Guest) on July 1, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Safiya (Guest) on June 29, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 25, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Nchi (Guest) on June 15, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
John Lissu (Guest) on June 9, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Zawadi (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 28, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Kahina (Guest) on May 17, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Rahim (Guest) on May 11, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Juma (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 26, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 11, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 9, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Bakari (Guest) on April 7, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 22, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 20, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 24, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 22, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 14, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 27, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣