Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
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This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Khadija (Guest) on October 20, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 14, 2018
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I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐