Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm! ππ
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 20, 2020
π I needed that!
Masika (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 5, 2020
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 4, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 28, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 17, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 8, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Safiya (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 24, 2020
π Rolling on the floor!
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 22, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 18, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Halimah (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 5, 2020
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 2, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Zubeida (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 17, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 14, 2020
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Zakaria (Guest) on February 14, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 2, 2020
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 2, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Hekima (Guest) on January 29, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Mgeni (Guest) on January 29, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 27, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Rukia (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Rahim (Guest) on January 16, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 15, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 9, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Juma (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Chiku (Guest) on November 12, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 16, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Zakaria (Guest) on October 5, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 4, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2019
π That punchline was epic!
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 13, 2019
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Kiza (Guest) on September 8, 2019
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! π
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 28, 2019
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 5, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Mariam (Guest) on July 29, 2019
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 18, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Baridi (Guest) on July 12, 2019
π Too good!
Zainab (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 15, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 20, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 11, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Neema (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 4, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Mzee (Guest) on April 21, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
George Mallya (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Mwanais (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 3, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄