What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 13, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 7, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Abdillah (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Sumaya (Guest) on October 29, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Yusuf (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Rashid (Guest) on October 26, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

John Lissu (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 10, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Chiku (Guest) on October 8, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 7, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 2, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Abdillah (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nassar (Guest) on September 29, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 14, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Maneno (Guest) on September 12, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Masika (Guest) on September 12, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Nuru (Guest) on September 5, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 4, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 4, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 4, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 30, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 25, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 20, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 17, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Salima (Guest) on August 1, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 31, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Salma (Guest) on July 30, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nassor (Guest) on July 24, 2019

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 23, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 22, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

David Chacha (Guest) on July 17, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 13, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Amir (Guest) on July 10, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 7, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 30, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 30, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 26, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 21, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Kahina (Guest) on June 19, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Juma (Guest) on June 8, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Baridi (Guest) on June 6, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 5, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Nyota (Guest) on May 31, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 28, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mariam (Guest) on May 23, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Muslima (Guest) on May 18, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 25, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 15, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 9, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Amir (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 2, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 24, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 21, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Maulid (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mohamed (Guest) on March 18, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 11, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 8, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️