How does the Easter Bunny travel?

Mazrui (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Abdullah (Guest) on December 6, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 3, 2019

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 29, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 26, 2019

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 30, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Yusra (Guest) on October 22, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Ahmed (Guest) on October 21, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 14, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Shamsa (Guest) on October 9, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 5, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Shukuru (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Zubeida (Guest) on September 29, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 24, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Hashim (Guest) on September 12, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Abubakari (Guest) on August 26, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 20, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Binti (Guest) on August 11, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mariam (Guest) on August 6, 2019

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 3, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 2, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 24, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 17, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mohamed (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Halimah (Guest) on July 12, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 25, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Maneno (Guest) on May 29, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Salum (Guest) on May 18, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 17, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

John Mushi (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 23, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on April 17, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Shamsa (Guest) on April 5, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 29, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 28, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 25, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Khalifa (Guest) on March 24, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 21, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

John Malisa (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 13, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 7, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 28, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 27, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

George Tenga (Guest) on February 25, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Kheri (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Furaha (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 11, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

John Malisa (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣