Short Answer: Because they taste funny! ๐คก๐ด
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฟ
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If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 15, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 6, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Hashim (Guest) on July 1, 2020
๐ Perfect joke!
Nchi (Guest) on June 23, 2020
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John Mushi (Guest) on June 20, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 9, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Tabu (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 28, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 2, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 30, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on February 29, 2020
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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๐ Can't stop laughing!
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How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Biashara (Guest) on January 8, 2020
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 4, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
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Tambwe (Guest) on December 26, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Mwanais (Guest) on December 15, 2019
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 26, 2019
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Zuhura (Guest) on November 12, 2019
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Khalifa (Guest) on November 2, 2019
๐ This joke just made my day!
Sarafina (Guest) on October 28, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 27, 2019
๐ Added to my favorites!
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐