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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰


Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 3, 2020

πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 29, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! πŸ‘·β€β™‚οΈπŸ—οΈ

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. πŸ˜‡πŸ·

Omari (Guest) on November 17, 2020

πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 16, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πŸͺ‚πŸ€£

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2020

🀣 This joke is too good!

Mustafa (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2020

πŸ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!

Saidi (Guest) on October 11, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! πŸ˜‘πŸ›‘

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 3, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈβœ‰οΈ

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 28, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! πŸ–₯οΈπŸ€’

Kassim (Guest) on September 15, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Sharifa (Guest) on September 13, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 12, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! πŸ‘»πŸš«

Jaffar (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Abubakari (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 30, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†

Hashim (Guest) on August 19, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎπŸ†

Nasra (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βš›οΈπŸ€“

Mariam (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🀯

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 18, 2020

πŸ˜‚ I’m saving this one!

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 12, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! πŸ˜πŸ–±οΈ

Maneno (Guest) on July 10, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ•°οΈ

Hamida (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ˜–πŸ›‹οΈ

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 25, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 16, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. πŸŸπŸ•

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 11, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. πŸ‘πŸ’Ό

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. πŸ’¬πŸ˜

Hashim (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€

Biashara (Guest) on May 22, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Biashara (Guest) on May 9, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. πŸ”πŸ’»

Mchuma (Guest) on April 29, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚

Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2020

πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 12, 2020

🀣 Pure genius!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 11, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 31, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 24, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦΅

Zakaria (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 13, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. πŸ•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 10, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! πŸ€βœˆοΈ

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 29, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ

Rukia (Guest) on February 28, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“œ

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 25, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! πŸŽ£πŸ“Ί

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 24, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨

Sofia (Guest) on February 16, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. πŸ¦‹πŸ΄

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 10, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. πŸ«πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 18, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹

Rabia (Guest) on January 17, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. πŸ‘œπŸ˜‚

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 13, 2020

🀣 Didn’t see that coming!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 10, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 1, 2020

πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!

Halima (Guest) on December 31, 2019

🀣 This one’s fire!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 27, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€

Aziza (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šπŸ˜†

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž

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