Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 27, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Azima (Guest) on December 22, 2020

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nassar (Guest) on December 21, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 16, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 29, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 27, 2020

😅 I’m still laughing!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 24, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 19, 2020

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Kahina (Guest) on November 4, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Nassor (Guest) on October 30, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 25, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 14, 2020

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 4, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 30, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 28, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Amina (Guest) on September 23, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 21, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 7, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 1, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 29, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Kheri (Guest) on August 17, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Zainab (Guest) on August 14, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Chum (Guest) on August 9, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Muslima (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 28, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Zakia (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 11, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 18, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

John Mushi (Guest) on June 11, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 6, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Fikiri (Guest) on May 29, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 21, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 20, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

George Mallya (Guest) on May 16, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 15, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Jabir (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 2, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 2, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 28, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Maida (Guest) on April 22, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Zakaria (Guest) on April 20, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Nahida (Guest) on April 15, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on April 13, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Sarafina (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Maida (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Sharifa (Guest) on March 18, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Shukuru (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 7, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

James Kimani (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 8, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 4, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Jabir (Guest) on January 26, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 21, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 21, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 21, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 19, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Chiku (Guest) on January 18, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 29, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡