Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 21, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Baraka (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 10, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Husna (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Faiza (Guest) on December 29, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 29, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 25, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

James Kimani (Guest) on December 17, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Salma (Guest) on December 14, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 18, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 20, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Nassor (Guest) on October 18, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Makame (Guest) on October 7, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Salma (Guest) on October 5, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 20, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 15, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 11, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Hawa (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Azima (Guest) on September 1, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Fatuma (Guest) on August 16, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Zainab (Guest) on August 10, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Abubakari (Guest) on August 6, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Yusra (Guest) on July 5, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Muslima (Guest) on June 27, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 14, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 6, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Makame (Guest) on June 5, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Ahmed (Guest) on June 3, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 2, 2020

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 29, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 17, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Chiku (Guest) on May 15, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mjaka (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on April 27, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 24, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Biashara (Guest) on April 12, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on April 10, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Jafari (Guest) on April 6, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Maulid (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 18, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Jaffar (Guest) on March 13, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 28, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Maneno (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Umi (Guest) on February 21, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 16, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 14, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Faiza (Guest) on February 9, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 7, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Kazija (Guest) on February 5, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on February 4, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆