In the "snow" bank! โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The โ๏ธ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 21, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Baraka (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Faiza (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 25, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
James Kimani (Guest) on December 17, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Salma (Guest) on December 14, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 23, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 18, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2020
๐ That punchline!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 20, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Nassor (Guest) on October 18, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Makame (Guest) on October 7, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 20, 2020
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 11, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
Hawa (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Azima (Guest) on September 1, 2020
๐ This is gold!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Fatuma (Guest) on August 16, 2020
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Zainab (Guest) on August 10, 2020
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Abubakari (Guest) on August 6, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on July 5, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Muslima (Guest) on June 27, 2020
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 14, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 6, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Makame (Guest) on June 5, 2020
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Ahmed (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 2, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 29, 2020
๐ I needed that laugh!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 17, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Chiku (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Amani (Guest) on April 27, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 24, 2020
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Biashara (Guest) on April 12, 2020
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Jafari (Guest) on April 6, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Maulid (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 18, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Jaffar (Guest) on March 13, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 28, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Maneno (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Umi (Guest) on February 21, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 14, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Faiza (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 7, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Kazija (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on February 4, 2020
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐