Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 1, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 16, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 10, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Hawa (Guest) on January 8, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 7, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 29, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Sultan (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 26, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on December 20, 2020

😄 You got me!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Abubakari (Guest) on December 1, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Chiku (Guest) on November 28, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 3, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 21, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 20, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

John Lissu (Guest) on September 12, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 21, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Yusuf (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 11, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 10, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 9, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Wande (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Sarafina (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 28, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 24, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Hekima (Guest) on July 23, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Bahati (Guest) on July 23, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Nyota (Guest) on July 22, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 13, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Khadija (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 12, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 25, 2020

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Kiza (Guest) on May 21, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Zainab (Guest) on May 20, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Bakari (Guest) on May 9, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Sekela (Guest) on May 9, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 21, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 15, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

George Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Maneno (Guest) on March 29, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Raha (Guest) on March 27, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 27, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Kazija (Guest) on March 3, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Zakia (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 28, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 26, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

John Mushi (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 28, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 28, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Chiku (Guest) on January 19, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 19, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 11, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 16, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Rehema (Guest) on December 11, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️