The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! 🎄
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! 🎅😄
Omari (Guest) on January 12, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 2, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 6, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 3, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 28, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Rubea (Guest) on November 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 18, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Fadhili (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 28, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Zubeida (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 22, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 19, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 18, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Shabani (Guest) on September 3, 2020
😂 So funny!
Hekima (Guest) on August 15, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 9, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Maida (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Jamal (Guest) on August 7, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Farida (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Muslima (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 17, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Yahya (Guest) on June 17, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Mwanais (Guest) on June 9, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 6, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 30, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Safiya (Guest) on May 28, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 24, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Abubakari (Guest) on May 10, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Mashaka (Guest) on May 8, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Omari (Guest) on May 3, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Salma (Guest) on April 27, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Biashara (Guest) on April 17, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 12, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Aziza (Guest) on April 6, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Safiya (Guest) on March 27, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Nyota (Guest) on March 17, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 13, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 2, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Nchi (Guest) on February 28, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Shukuru (Guest) on February 12, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 4, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Nassor (Guest) on February 2, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Zawadi (Guest) on February 2, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 25, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 23, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆