Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" 😸🐭
Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! 😄🎶
John Kamande (Guest) on January 12, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 2, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Masika (Guest) on January 1, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 28, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 13, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 2, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Rahma (Guest) on November 29, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 25, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 24, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Chum (Guest) on November 19, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 2, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Khalifa (Guest) on October 21, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 19, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 13, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Leila (Guest) on September 23, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 21, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 20, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Athumani (Guest) on September 16, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Raha (Guest) on September 4, 2020
😄 You got me good!
Yahya (Guest) on August 29, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 28, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
Arifa (Guest) on August 23, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Jamila (Guest) on August 22, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 6, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Fikiri (Guest) on July 29, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Maneno (Guest) on July 25, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 12, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
John Malisa (Guest) on June 25, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Jamal (Guest) on June 25, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Issack (Guest) on June 24, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 22, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 16, 2020
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 31, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Issa (Guest) on May 21, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 21, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Habiba (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 11, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 8, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 29, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Chum (Guest) on April 18, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 18, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Sarafina (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 4, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Mazrui (Guest) on April 1, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 21, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Shani (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 20, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 17, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Sumaya (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 21, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 20, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 2, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 9, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉