Omar (Guest) on February 3, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Hekima (Guest) on February 2, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 1, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on January 30, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Selemani (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mjaka (Guest) on January 25, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Leila (Guest) on January 22, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mazrui (Guest) on January 14, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 11, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 4, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 25, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 21, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Abdullah (Guest) on November 25, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 12, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 10, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Amani (Guest) on November 8, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Zakaria (Guest) on October 22, 2020

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 17, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 16, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 15, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Khalifa (Guest) on October 14, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 24, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 23, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Sumaya (Guest) on September 13, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on September 11, 2020

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 1, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Shukuru (Guest) on August 28, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 26, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Bakari (Guest) on August 26, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 23, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

George Mallya (Guest) on August 10, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 7, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Nuru (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 25, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 23, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Khamis (Guest) on July 18, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 11, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Tambwe (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 3, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Maida (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Salum (Guest) on June 20, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 13, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Selemani (Guest) on June 11, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Bahati (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 30, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 16, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 15, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Saidi (Guest) on May 5, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on April 28, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 26, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫