Q: What runs but never walks? ๐โโ๏ธ
A: A nose! ๐
Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! ๐
What runs but never walks?
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Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2021
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Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 25, 2020
๐ Iโm still laughing!
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Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 15, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 18, 2020
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Josephine (Guest) on August 5, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
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Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐