A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! ๐งโโ๏ธโจ
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 12, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 10, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Aziza (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 2, 2020
๐ You got me good!
Sekela (Guest) on September 20, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on September 19, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Husna (Guest) on September 17, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 1, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 11, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 9, 2020
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Habiba (Guest) on August 4, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Warda (Guest) on July 18, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 7, 2020
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Bahati (Guest) on July 3, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 23, 2020
๐ Nailed it!
Daudi (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 10, 2020
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Fikiri (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 2, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Jabir (Guest) on May 31, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 17, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 11, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Daudi (Guest) on May 6, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 16, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 16, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Yusra (Guest) on April 4, 2020
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2020
๐ What a joke!
Husna (Guest) on March 29, 2020
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Bahati (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 26, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Husna (Guest) on March 21, 2020
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 21, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Nuru (Guest) on March 21, 2020
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Abubakar (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Sekela (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 29, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on February 28, 2020
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Maida (Guest) on February 23, 2020
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 23, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Kheri (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
John Lissu (Guest) on February 17, 2020
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 1, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Tabu (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 19, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 26, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
James Malima (Guest) on December 25, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on December 19, 2019
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Mchawi (Guest) on December 18, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 13, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 13, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 6, 2019
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 29, 2019
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ