What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

Omari (Guest) on November 10, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 8, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Rubea (Guest) on November 6, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 18, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 8, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 6, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Nassor (Guest) on October 5, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 16, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 15, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 15, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 28, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 28, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 9, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 2, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 28, 2020

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 27, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Azima (Guest) on June 26, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Husna (Guest) on June 18, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 14, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Maneno (Guest) on June 4, 2020

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 25, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Abdillah (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 6, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Khamis (Guest) on April 26, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 25, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 15, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Hawa (Guest) on April 14, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 28, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 17, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 12, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Rabia (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Abubakari (Guest) on March 3, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Zulekha (Guest) on March 2, 2020

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Daudi (Guest) on March 1, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Chiku (Guest) on February 26, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Saidi (Guest) on February 24, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 22, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 10, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Tabu (Guest) on February 8, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Tabu (Guest) on January 26, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Majid (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Farida (Guest) on January 22, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 20, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 12, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 9, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 6, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴