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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?

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"MAENEO FLANI ya KISHUA"

-Mshikaji kamwona demu mkali
anakatiza kitaa akamkubali akaamua
amfuate amtemee cheche

MSHIKAJI- mambo dada?

DEMU- pouwa

MSHIKAJI-
umependezaa!!!

DEMU- asante.

MSHIKAJI- unaweza ukanisaidia
namba
yako ya simu……..
maana duh
nmekukubali
kinyama.

Demu baada ya kuambiwa vile
akazama kwenye pochi lake akatoa
noti ya
sh.10000 akaandika namba yake
kwenye
noti akampa mshikaji.

Mshikaji kapokea ile noti kachana
sehem
iliyoandikwa namba halafu
kamrudishia
Demu noti yake..!!!

NANI ANA DHARAU
NA NANI JEURI..
DEMU AU MSHIKAJI??!

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Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 28, 2017

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Fadhila (Guest) on September 23, 2017

πŸ˜† Hii imenigonga kweli!

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Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 11, 2017

🀣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

George Tenga (Guest) on May 1, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Kali sana!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 28, 2017

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰

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πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

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Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

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Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

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😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

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😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

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Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

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Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ€£

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Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

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Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

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Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! πŸ˜„

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Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

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πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

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Huyu alikuwa na point! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Baraka (Guest) on November 15, 2015

πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

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πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini!

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πŸ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 7, 2015

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

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Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

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πŸ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 11, 2015

🀣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

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Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! πŸ˜„

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Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

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πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

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