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Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja anayejiuza akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa

akamnong'oneza:- "AKULIPE KABISA KABLA HUJALALA NAYE, NI MGUMU KULIPA HUYOO!!.
HALAFU HUWA HATUMII KONDOMU…"

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Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2017

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