Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! 🤪
Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! 🙃
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 24, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 13, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 4, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Nasra (Guest) on October 4, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
James Kimani (Guest) on September 27, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Ahmed (Guest) on September 22, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
David Chacha (Guest) on September 21, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 21, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 19, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 17, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Maimuna (Guest) on September 8, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 30, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 28, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 23, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 15, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Masika (Guest) on August 11, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 5, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 31, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Khamis (Guest) on July 28, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Yusuf (Guest) on July 24, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 22, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Rabia (Guest) on July 19, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 17, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Mgeni (Guest) on July 16, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Salima (Guest) on July 11, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 11, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 7, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 6, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 1, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 22, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 13, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Sumaya (Guest) on May 16, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Mjaka (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Athumani (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 13, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Ndoto (Guest) on April 11, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 29, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Maimuna (Guest) on March 10, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 8, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Mzee (Guest) on March 7, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Nashon (Guest) on March 3, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 22, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 28, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 22, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
John Lissu (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Abdullah (Guest) on January 6, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 30, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 28, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Sofia (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Kiza (Guest) on December 22, 2020
😂 So funny!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
James Malima (Guest) on November 30, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!