Why did the elephant cross the road?

Masika (Guest) on February 10, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 6, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 14, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 10, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 1, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 1, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 29, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Rehema (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

John Malisa (Guest) on December 4, 2021

😄 Too good!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Zulekha (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 18, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 12, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 6, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Hawa (Guest) on November 4, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 27, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 19, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 30, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 26, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 24, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 12, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on August 29, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 22, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 15, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 18, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 25, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 20, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 15, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Maida (Guest) on June 9, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 1, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 29, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 12, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Yusuf (Guest) on May 10, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 27, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 20, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 16, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 13, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Makame (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Khatib (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 23, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Nashon (Guest) on March 23, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 19, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 18, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Zulekha (Guest) on March 16, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mchawi (Guest) on March 8, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 6, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 3, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️