Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

Safiya (Guest) on December 28, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 19, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on December 10, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Fadhili (Guest) on December 9, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 2, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 26, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Fatuma (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on November 10, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Maimuna (Guest) on October 27, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Shabani (Guest) on October 24, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 21, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Zawadi (Guest) on October 1, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 11, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Ali (Guest) on September 11, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 8, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 27, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Khalifa (Guest) on August 18, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Muslima (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Arifa (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 15, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Habiba (Guest) on June 28, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 27, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 19, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Sharifa (Guest) on June 16, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Fatuma (Guest) on June 16, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 9, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Baraka (Guest) on June 8, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 2, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 23, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on May 22, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Makame (Guest) on May 22, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 10, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 9, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 8, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 7, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Daudi (Guest) on May 5, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 26, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 24, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Fadhila (Guest) on April 11, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 9, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

John Kamande (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mjaka (Guest) on April 4, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sumaya (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 6, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 5, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 19, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Biashara (Guest) on February 16, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Kahina (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 3, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Zuhura (Guest) on January 31, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 20, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Latifa (Guest) on January 7, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 7, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵