James Kawawa (Guest) on September 8, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 17, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Shabani (Guest) on August 12, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 6, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Rahim (Guest) on August 3, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 2, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Salum (Guest) on July 25, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 24, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 5, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Amir (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 17, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Muslima (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Zulekha (Guest) on May 30, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Omari (Guest) on May 19, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 2, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 22, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Farida (Guest) on April 19, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Latifa (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

James Kimani (Guest) on March 8, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on March 8, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 28, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mariam (Guest) on February 22, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 3, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 25, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 24, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Shabani (Guest) on January 22, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Hashim (Guest) on January 2, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Nuru (Guest) on December 21, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Wande (Guest) on December 3, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Abubakar (Guest) on November 29, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mgeni (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 20, 2020

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

John Lissu (Guest) on November 20, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Fikiri (Guest) on November 3, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 2, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Hassan (Guest) on October 27, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Ali (Guest) on October 18, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Maimuna (Guest) on October 10, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 9, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Zuhura (Guest) on October 3, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 23, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 20, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Sofia (Guest) on September 19, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 19, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mchuma (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

George Mallya (Guest) on September 8, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Furaha (Guest) on September 8, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌