In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 29, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
James Malima (Guest) on December 24, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Shamsa (Guest) on December 18, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Majid (Guest) on December 16, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 11, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Khalifa (Guest) on December 10, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 25, 2021
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 24, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Arifa (Guest) on November 24, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 11, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Baraka (Guest) on November 9, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 9, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
Mhina (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 2, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 21, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 12, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 6, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 2, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 28, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 25, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Omar (Guest) on September 23, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 16, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Tambwe (Guest) on August 31, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 27, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 16, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 12, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 10, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 8, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 29, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 19, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 6, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 29, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 25, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Zulekha (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 11, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 10, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 4, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 17, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 9, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 8, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Jafari (Guest) on March 27, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 16, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 11, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Selemani (Guest) on March 6, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Leila (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 25, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Kheri (Guest) on February 20, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 6, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 2, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Biashara (Guest) on January 27, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Bakari (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣