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Where do ghosts go for a swim?

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Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! πŸŒŠπŸ‘»


Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.

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Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 5, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 21, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. β˜•β€οΈ

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 12, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

James Malima (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺ😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 4, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! πŸŒΏπŸ˜‚

Farida (Guest) on September 25, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! πŸͺƒπŸŒΏ

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. πŸ˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Leila (Guest) on September 21, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣

Kazija (Guest) on September 16, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

James Kimani (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. πŸ¦žπŸ•

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 5, 2021

πŸ˜‚ I’m saving this one!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! πŸŒ»πŸ‘‹

Arifa (Guest) on August 28, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 24, 2021

🀣 Pure genius!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 14, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 14, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ

Abubakar (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ›οΈπŸ§Œ

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 7, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2021

πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!

Sekela (Guest) on June 26, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 26, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 23, 2021

πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ˜΄πŸ‘Ή

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 21, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πŸ“ΊπŸ”‹

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 20, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ’‘

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ¦‡

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 14, 2021

🀣 Didn’t see it coming!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 12, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 8, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! πŸ’€πŸ›‹οΈ

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! πŸ₯šπŸ€£

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 24, 2021

πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 18, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. πŸ’΅πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ

Mgeni (Guest) on May 9, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! πŸ¦‘πŸ˜‚

Khalifa (Guest) on May 7, 2021

πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!

James Mduma (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πŸ’ΌπŸ’Έ

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! πŸŒπŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 3, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘

Raha (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 19, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. πŸ›‹οΈπŸŽ‰

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 14, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! πŸ“±πŸ‘“

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 4, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! πŸ₯•πŸ°πŸ‘“

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚

Rehema (Guest) on February 22, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπŸ™Œ

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 10, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? πŸ“…πŸ˜†

Hashim (Guest) on February 8, 2021

🀣 This joke just made my whole day!

Kheri (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”

Zainab (Guest) on January 30, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! πŸ˜‘πŸ›‘

Abdullah (Guest) on January 30, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? πŸšœπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 28, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 4, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 29, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

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