Yahya (Guest) on October 21, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Daudi (Guest) on October 14, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 13, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 10, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Majid (Guest) on October 7, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 5, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Abubakari (Guest) on September 18, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Kassim (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 17, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 17, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Abdillah (Guest) on September 15, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 14, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Nassor (Guest) on September 12, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Abubakar (Guest) on September 8, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Nchi (Guest) on September 3, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Warda (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 9, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 3, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 19, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 18, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 16, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 12, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 30, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 23, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Muslima (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 4, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 3, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Amina (Guest) on April 23, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Abdillah (Guest) on April 20, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Nchi (Guest) on April 15, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 10, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 27, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Jafari (Guest) on March 22, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 19, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 13, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Amina (Guest) on February 28, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Halimah (Guest) on February 28, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on February 24, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 22, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Arifa (Guest) on February 18, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

James Mduma (Guest) on February 8, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 9, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 3, 2021

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 2, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 1, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 30, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rubea (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 23, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Fadhila (Guest) on November 17, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️