What runs but never walks?

Yusra (Guest) on November 12, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Biashara (Guest) on November 5, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 27, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Amina (Guest) on October 23, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

John Lissu (Guest) on October 18, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Josephine (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Khadija (Guest) on September 23, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 20, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Leila (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Abubakar (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 12, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Arifa (Guest) on September 9, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Rahim (Guest) on September 8, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 30, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Nchi (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 14, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Sarafina (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 11, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 1, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 29, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 28, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 26, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Shani (Guest) on May 25, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 19, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mjaka (Guest) on May 17, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 10, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 22, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Salum (Guest) on April 12, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Sekela (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 9, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 8, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 1, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Jamila (Guest) on March 30, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Issack (Guest) on March 18, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Yusra (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 21, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 16, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Wande (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 11, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Mazrui (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Nahida (Guest) on January 19, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Fadhila (Guest) on January 19, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Amir (Guest) on January 17, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 9, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️