What kind of music do mummies like best?

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 27, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

John Lissu (Guest) on August 27, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Baridi (Guest) on August 19, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Warda (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 2, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Wande (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Makame (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 4, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 23, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 16, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rukia (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Masika (Guest) on June 4, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Kazija (Guest) on May 15, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Salum (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 13, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Hawa (Guest) on May 11, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on May 6, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 6, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Majid (Guest) on April 29, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Khatib (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Josephine (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 1, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 10, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 8, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 6, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Saidi (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 2, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Saidi (Guest) on January 29, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Shamsa (Guest) on January 11, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Jamal (Guest) on January 10, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 8, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

John Kamande (Guest) on December 9, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Jafari (Guest) on November 29, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Sekela (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Shamsa (Guest) on October 27, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 11, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Khamis (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 8, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 29, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 17, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 12, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Azima (Guest) on September 10, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 28, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!