Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick! 🌳🚫🔄
Explanation:
You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! 😄🪓🌪️
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 21, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 17, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 15, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
George Mallya (Guest) on July 11, 2021
😄 You got me!
Zakia (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Zakia (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2021
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 20, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
Maneno (Guest) on June 20, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Mchawi (Guest) on June 18, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Rabia (Guest) on June 17, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 8, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Halima (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 13, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Zawadi (Guest) on May 7, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 1, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 11, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 8, 2021
😅 I needed that!
John Lissu (Guest) on March 31, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Shani (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 3, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Khatib (Guest) on March 1, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 28, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 22, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 21, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Muslima (Guest) on February 4, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 27, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 27, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mgeni (Guest) on January 24, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Shani (Guest) on January 16, 2021
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Sarafina (Guest) on January 15, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Kiza (Guest) on January 14, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Nassor (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 29, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
Zubeida (Guest) on December 24, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Zawadi (Guest) on December 10, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Kiza (Guest) on December 7, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 23, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 22, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Majid (Guest) on November 21, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 20, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 14, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 6, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 28, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Sarafina (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Latifa (Guest) on October 12, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐