The snowman had a frosty flakes cereal for breakfast! โ๏ธ๐ฅฃ
Explanation: This answer is funny because we imagine a snowman eating a breakfast cereal made of frosty flakes, which is a play on words with "Frosted Flakes" cereal. It creates a humorous image of a snowman munching on a frosty breakfast treat, adding a playful twist to the riddle. The snowflake emoji and bowl emoji further enhance the whimsical nature of the response.
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 4, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 27, 2021
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Fadhili (Guest) on October 4, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 24, 2021
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 19, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Rahim (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2021
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 1, 2021
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 28, 2021
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 28, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 17, 2021
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 28, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Athumani (Guest) on July 27, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 23, 2021
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 16, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
George Tenga (Guest) on July 14, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Chum (Guest) on July 14, 2021
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Nyota (Guest) on July 2, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Maida (Guest) on July 2, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 2, 2021
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 23, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 14, 2021
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Rahma (Guest) on June 9, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Rahma (Guest) on June 9, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Josephine (Guest) on June 5, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 22, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Zawadi (Guest) on May 15, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 10, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 8, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 6, 2021
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 5, 2021
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Josephine (Guest) on May 4, 2021
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 3, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 3, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Safiya (Guest) on May 2, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Muslima (Guest) on April 29, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on April 24, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 20, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 18, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 16, 2021
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 1, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 15, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 26, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Tabu (Guest) on January 19, 2021
๐ Too good!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 18, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Safiya (Guest) on January 17, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Leila (Guest) on January 15, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 15, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 12, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Jabir (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Jabir (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 27, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Yusra (Guest) on December 22, 2020
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐