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STORY ZA WASICHANA KTK SIM

Mary… Hallow mpenzii
Lily…. Niambie my dear
Mary..Pouwaa za siku jamani
Lily…Nzuri rafiki Yangu wa damu
Mary…Jioni nakuja kwako tule Na
kunywa japo wine wanguu
Lily…Nakusubiri kwa hamuu
mpenziiii

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA

Lily…Huyu mchawi wa kike Leo
anataka kuja kwangu wala hanikuti.
Mary..Hahahahaaaa Uwiiiiiiiiii huyu
kahaba eti nakusubir Kwa hamuu
nani aende!!!

STORY ZA WAVULANA KATIKA SIMU

John…Niaje we mbwaa
Sam…Pouwa kichaa wanguu
John..Upo wap mpumbavu wewe
Sam…Niko hom, we fala Uko wap?
John..Baadae nakuibukia jambaz
langu tukale bata
Sawa… Pouwaa we ms**nge
nakusubiri

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA

John…Dah baadae nikakae na
mwanangu Sam sijamuona long
time
Sam…John bwana akiwa Na pesa
lazima anitafute mwanaeee.

FUNZO..

Baadhi ya Wasichana
hujifanya wanapendana Kwa
maneno lkn ni Kwa nje tu!! lkn
WANACHUKIANA
WAVULANA unaweza Kudhani
hawapendani Kwa Maneno lkn
WANAPENDANA..

Mpe TANO mchizi wako kudumisha upendo wetu wavulana…
High πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š boys

hiyo apo

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