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Makonda wana mambo, Kila mtu ni ndugu yao

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Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.

Utasikia,
"HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO.
MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?,
NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI.
HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH.
Babu njoo ukae!
Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,

Shangazi maliza ngazi,
Swaiba geukia mbele,
Kaka hapo shika upande wa pili,
Mdogo wangu mpishe Ma Mkwe akae.
Subiri Shemeji yako apande…

Duh… makonda noma…!!

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