Why was Santa’s helper sad?

Abubakari (Guest) on August 20, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Abubakari (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 1, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 25, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 24, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 22, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Kassim (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 30, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 21, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 20, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Zawadi (Guest) on June 16, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Amina (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 10, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 7, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 1, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Omari (Guest) on May 29, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 10, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Shukuru (Guest) on April 21, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 19, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 10, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 31, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 25, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 20, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Shukuru (Guest) on March 18, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 14, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Sofia (Guest) on March 2, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 26, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Maida (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Jabir (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 9, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Amani (Guest) on February 4, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

John Mushi (Guest) on January 30, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mwanais (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 10, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 28, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 12, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 11, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 9, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 9, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 7, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 26, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 10, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 7, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 21, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 14, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 13, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Ahmed (Guest) on October 3, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Yusuf (Guest) on September 23, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 21, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Kahina (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 16, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 12, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!