Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! 🦆😄
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🤭🌬️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 14, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 29, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 22, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Hawa (Guest) on August 18, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Rahim (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 12, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 18, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 16, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Muslima (Guest) on July 15, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 23, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
Khadija (Guest) on June 17, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 14, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
John Kamande (Guest) on June 12, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Maneno (Guest) on June 3, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
John Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 26, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 23, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 20, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 9, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 30, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 10, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 17, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 7, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 2, 2022
😄 You got me good!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 25, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Shabani (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Mazrui (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 6, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 2, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 29, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 12, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 12, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 9, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 1, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Shabani (Guest) on December 21, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 10, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Ali (Guest) on December 5, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 5, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 1, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 13, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Farida (Guest) on November 11, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Yusuf (Guest) on November 8, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Hekima (Guest) on November 6, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Kahina (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 1, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Jamila (Guest) on October 21, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣