Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: 🍌 Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! 😄🏖️
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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😅 I’m still cracking up!
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I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Hawa (Guest) on August 7, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 6, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 26, 2022
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Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 28, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Binti (Guest) on June 25, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Fadhila (Guest) on June 20, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Sarafina (Guest) on June 18, 2022
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Kheri (Guest) on June 14, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Umi (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Omar (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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🤣 Pure genius!
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If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Amani (Guest) on March 29, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 24, 2022
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Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 16, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 11, 2022
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Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 10, 2022
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Binti (Guest) on March 6, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 26, 2022
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Rubea (Guest) on February 20, 2022
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😂 Sharing right away!
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰