Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Rashid (Guest) on November 12, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 12, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 11, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 10, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on November 7, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 18, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Yusra (Guest) on October 14, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Ali (Guest) on October 9, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 26, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 22, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 18, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 9, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 5, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on August 7, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 6, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Binti (Guest) on June 25, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on June 20, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Sarafina (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Kheri (Guest) on June 14, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 8, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Salima (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 26, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 25, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Issack (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Umi (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

George Tenga (Guest) on May 16, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 8, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Latifa (Guest) on April 26, 2022

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Omar (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 22, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 19, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 11, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on March 29, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 24, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 16, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 11, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 10, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Binti (Guest) on March 6, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 26, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rubea (Guest) on February 20, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 3, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 23, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Zulekha (Guest) on January 6, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Zakaria (Guest) on January 5, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Ahmed (Guest) on December 25, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Jabir (Guest) on November 25, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰