Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 1, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 10, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 9, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Hekima (Guest) on November 27, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 27, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Rashid (Guest) on November 22, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rashid (Guest) on November 8, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 8, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Zawadi (Guest) on October 20, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 10, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Fikiri (Guest) on October 7, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Wande (Guest) on September 8, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 7, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Nchi (Guest) on August 26, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Jamila (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

John Kamande (Guest) on August 22, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 2, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 31, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Rahma (Guest) on July 25, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Muslima (Guest) on July 16, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Neema (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Malisa (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 10, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Kassim (Guest) on July 1, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 25, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Abdullah (Guest) on June 2, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Nashon (Guest) on May 21, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 20, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Abubakari (Guest) on May 17, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Safiya (Guest) on May 16, 2022

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Hamida (Guest) on May 16, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 9, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 20, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

James Mduma (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 11, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Ali (Guest) on April 5, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Zakia (Guest) on April 4, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Rahim (Guest) on April 2, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Kheri (Guest) on March 19, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 18, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 18, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 11, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 3, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Chiku (Guest) on February 27, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Issa (Guest) on February 22, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Juma (Guest) on February 13, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Khalifa (Guest) on February 12, 2022

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 11, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Daudi (Guest) on February 5, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on January 31, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Athumani (Guest) on January 25, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 21, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️