Why can’t skeletons play music?

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 23, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 16, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mjaka (Guest) on August 12, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 9, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 8, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 5, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 5, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Maida (Guest) on July 10, 2022

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Kassim (Guest) on June 4, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Nashon (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 14, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 9, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Azima (Guest) on May 6, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 18, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 11, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Zubeida (Guest) on April 4, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 29, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Latifa (Guest) on March 4, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 27, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 15, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 5, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Hassan (Guest) on February 3, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 31, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Binti (Guest) on December 30, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Zubeida (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 19, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Nassar (Guest) on December 13, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Rabia (Guest) on December 8, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Omari (Guest) on December 3, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

James Mduma (Guest) on November 29, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 28, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 28, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 17, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 13, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

John Malisa (Guest) on November 13, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Salma (Guest) on October 20, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Halimah (Guest) on October 18, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Fadhili (Guest) on October 12, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 19, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Shabani (Guest) on September 17, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 31, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Salum (Guest) on August 17, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 9, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹