Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 17, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Farida (Guest) on August 16, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Wande (Guest) on August 1, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 30, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Khalifa (Guest) on July 11, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 9, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 6, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

George Tenga (Guest) on July 6, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zubeida (Guest) on July 2, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 1, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Issa (Guest) on June 20, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 5, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Issack (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 18, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Muslima (Guest) on May 17, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 3, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Faiza (Guest) on April 24, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 17, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Azima (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Sultan (Guest) on March 27, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Rashid (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Sultan (Guest) on March 18, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 11, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Salma (Guest) on March 10, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 6, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 12, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 11, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Latifa (Guest) on February 10, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Yusuf (Guest) on February 9, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 4, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 28, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Furaha (Guest) on January 13, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 11, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Nashon (Guest) on January 2, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Abdillah (Guest) on December 28, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 14, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 29, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 24, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 20, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Shani (Guest) on October 16, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 15, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 11, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 8, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mjaka (Guest) on October 1, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!